The Entourage series finale was, without a doubt, one of the worst turds ever shat on television’s proverbial toilet. My fault for watching it, I know, but STILL.

As expected, they hastily slapped happy endings and bows on top of every last one of this season’s completely underdeveloped, half-assed subplots. 

I will spare you the details for spoiler alerts’ sake (DO NOT WATCH IT THOUGH). The only thing I will say is that my hope for the end being a tactical nuclear attack which left all of the main cast members vaporized was sadly not realized.